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unadulteratedconcept:

thegoddamazon:

danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:

sinnertosaint:

maisondedemence:

joyouslyprofane:

seanoftheundead:

feigenbaumsworld:

Mittens Main

Rusty Gordon…It sounds more gross than dirty…

China Cat State. that’s…weird.

Mouse Catfish. Oh no, I’m gonna be in a porno for cats!

Lacy Barnwell….oh yeah..sexy..

Tramp Downscourt. omg wat.

DON’T ASK ME WHY I NAMED MY GUINEA PIG TRAMP OK I LIKED LADY AND THE TRAMP WHEN I WAS LITTLE OK SHUT UP.

Squeezy Columbia.

…what.

Lilly Hudee!!

….with all the bootyyyyy.
Mandingo Kitt :)

My first pet’s name was Frisky. Frisky the Gerbil. I lie not. She had mad babies. With my brother’s gerbil Morrison. Morrison the Gerbil. He named it after his favorite restaurant Morrison’s…it’s like Piccadilly. I was in second grade and he was in the first. Morrison beat that gerbil coochie up.

(Source: barrowmen)